You get closer to the tiki mask on the wall. Suddenly, its eyes light up red and it talks!

“I KNOW WHO DID IT!” bellows the tiki.

“You know who the killer is?” you ask, sheepishly.

“I know who drank the last Mai Tai,” the tiki clarifies. “But I’ll never tell. Ah ha ha!”

You remember that this is one of those Big Mouth Tiki Mask animatronic novelties you see ads for on late night TV. Moments later, it launches into a cringe-worthy rendition of “Witch Doctor.”